Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
they have a question, what is a vga. i look into the room next to me and i see a graveyard of computers.
My partners are fighting like cats in a jello pit.....and now mariah is getting frisky.
so what is the answer to this question......a monopoly is the __________ in todays society.
here are possible list of answers.....WAIT HANNAH MONTANNA JUST WALKED INTO THE COMPUTER ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mariah and her broi kept slapping each other
and slapping, and slapping. well back to the list:
so my font sized changed...... now i will put random parts of conversations that i here.
hear,wasn't that it,yes i guess i don't go up to my, latex, nose and smell them, and stan said,hannah montanna,and now were, hahahahahahahhahh *LOUD LAUGHTERx2*
any who mitch is in the hallway. brooke is going crazy. Hannah is wild as an Ape on crack. go with the flow, and don't blow.......that is a message to my friend TIMMY.... she just went through a washing machine.....she is overwelmed. with CoiiohoOcosodfhsoCjasdfonasgiofnKasogfnaohgrn.
if you cought that word. well then you have good eyes. i also should worn you i lied. she isnt obsessed with that.....or is she......
well this is the event that is ending....
*all events are simulated*
Monday, November 22, 2010
wow what can i say. or what do i want to say. nothing.
today i was skiing. their was a line of skiers in fromt of me. then WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!! the snow fell and out of the trees and i lost sight of the whole line of skiers in front of me. So i ate microwave food today.....what can i say....shit in plastic. on a different take.... plastic toilets.....wow thats really shit in plastic. so thinaksgiving is in a couple ofdays and i really havent had time to kill a turkey. i really like turkey. it makes me feel reallty good in side. i love drama, and crazy things.
shakespeare no sense maketh.
well thats all for now look out for part two.
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Two things that can make a smile appear on my face are music and dancing. Music is the fluid that runs through my soul, like blood through the heart. All music pleases my musical palette, but the more crazy and on the edge the better. Take the song Scars by Basement Jaxx, this song has a basic hip-hop feel but it is so much more it. It has an edge like a razor blade it makes you stop and listen or press the next button so you can get to a more familiar music. I LOVE IT!!!
Music also plays a crucial role in dance. The ability to dance is created by music. The beats grab your soul and your body moves in ways that are so unpredictable. Dance is something i like to do for it is one type of performance art that is a sport, doesn't use voices, but still needs a person to interpret and add their own character to. Dance is one of the many foods that my soul thrives on. It creates a crazy sensation that i could live on for days.
And that is my Happy Blog. May not be a work of Shakespeare but it is what makes me happy.
This is it. This is the life. (a happy one at that) Signing out :) Ian
Saturday, August 7, 2010
You know what else makes me sick. PARENTAL CONTROL. my parents recently put a parental device on my computer so that i. I mean "We" (my brothers and i) couldn't get into any sites that would "wreck our innocence". So i have been testing my limits to see how far i can get before the warning goes off. I know am not allowed to look at, google, or write about things like drougs, Secks, and Swear WORDS. Excuse my bad spelling it is just that i couldn't even access dictionary.com. Way to go parents!! Encouraging bad spelling, and to think that one of you is an English teacher. Not only are the words spelled wrong, they are spelled wrong for more than one reason, to show how dumb that blockers are, i can't even write words that would activate the blocker. For you know what would happen i wouldn't even be able to read my own blog. One more thing if wasn't able to find out how much one pound of crack cocaine costs of the third day of mardis gras of leap year 2424 was? SURPRISE i could just use your computer, parents. YAY!! for cream puff parental controls. Oops i just used a dictionary,! Say goodbye to my innocence. This is it. This is the life. I have to leave before the parental control cuts off my time. So here i go in 5...4...3...2..............
Saturday, July 31, 2010
Boy scouts is like a boot camp for civil war soldiers except in stead of civil war soldiers it is little whiny mama's boys how still are attached to their mothers bosoms. They teach each other how to tie knots, use compasses, and make baskets. What they are teaching scouts really has no purpose or use in the modern world since we don't lash logs together to build house, have garmin GPS systems, and have Walmart to buy cheaply made baskets at in stead of boyscout camp. They should teach each other how to balance a check book, or how to have an interview, and how to cook in a kitchen in stead of in a dutch oven over a open fire. Another thing that is messed up with the whole boyscout system is that the boy scouts have the great idea to lock up a bunch of teenage boys with festering hormones in closets i mean cabins for weeks. They might as well add a catholic priest then the fun really starts. not really boy scouts teaches boys how to really use their time like their new video game merit badge, play 30hrs of straight video games and you get a badge. (YAY :P) what is next sleeping merit badge, go to sleep each night and you get a badge. YAYZZZzzzzzzzz. this makes me sick. well literally. i am sick my throat has a ball of spikes in it that scratches the whole length of my throat,leaving me able to cough up little parts of my lungs. YAY. not. so i am sick and i have to take lovely medicine that doesn't really help and i get to eat cough drops 24/7. This next week is going to be great. This is it. This is the life. I am out. Ian
Saturday, July 24, 2010
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
I made brownies later that day. I ate half the pan before i realized what i was doing. The brownies were soft and gushy and oozed sticky Carmel (that's what she said). It was like a bomb of amazingness blowing up in my mouth causing my saliva glands to fill my mouth with spit. These brownies were so amazing, if given to rivaling countries they could stop a war. Well... Maybe....
Today downloaded Pokemon, the only game that has captivated minds kids and single men who are really fat and eat Twinkies for every meal for generations. I love Pokemon there is just so much you can do in their world. You can press A as many times as you want when you talk to Nurse Joy and you now what, they won't say " Hey get the hell out of my Poke center I have already healed your Pokemon twice now!!" no they just say " Welcome to the Poke center, give me your balls so i can heal them." Hey!! none of that I know what you are thinking, " HAHAHAHA (immature laughter) he made a balls joke. HAHAHAHA (more immature laughter). Well what can I say... hmm... screw you and your immature jokes. Well not really. Now back to Pokemon, you can also run in any buildings and run into to people at full speed and bounce off of them and you don't have to give a damn. One last thing. What happens to all the Pokemon that you faint during your training. Do their passed out corpses line the roads of the Kanto region. Do the bodies of the Pokemon lay in the grass until another Pokemon devours their body. I mean really , they couldn't have planned this out a little better. One last thing before I end this post. What do the people in the world of Pokemon eat??? There are no cows, chickens, or pigs. ONLY POKEMON! Does that mean that they eat Pokemon how sick and cruel. Imagine this you walk in to dinner and your mother says " Here have a nice slice of pickachu, with a side of boiled bell sprouts. And lets not forget your favorite, Jigglypuff filled jello." MMM my favorite. and That is the thought i will leave you with. This is it. This is the life. Ian Lah Signing Out.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Now i am adding a segment that will appear here and there through out my blog. The part of Blog where I complain about things in the news that are just ridiculous. So here is the topic: BP. BP is making a bigger mess than the US did in the middle east. I heard that 210,00 gallons of oil spill out a day, and it has been roughly 4 months since the start on April 20th, 2010. There are roughly 30 days in each month, so 120 days of oil. When you multiply 210,000 gallons of oil by the number of days you come out with a total of 25,200,000 gallons of oil. With that much oil, well it is just a sick waste. So this is it. This is the life.