Friday, August 13, 2010

Happiness = Nirvana in Two Forms.

At work a friend of mine said that i needed to be more happy in my blogs, so here is a happy blog for her.

Two things that can make a smile appear on my face are music and dancing. Music is the fluid that runs through my soul, like blood through the heart. All music pleases my musical palette, but the more crazy and on the edge the better. Take the song Scars by Basement Jaxx, this song has a basic hip-hop feel but it is so much more it. It has an edge like a razor blade it makes you stop and listen or press the next button so you can get to a more familiar music. I LOVE IT!!!

Music also plays a crucial role in dance. The ability to dance is created by music. The beats grab your soul and your body moves in ways that are so unpredictable. Dance is something i like to do for it is one type of performance art that is a sport, doesn't use voices, but still needs a person to interpret and add their own character to. Dance is one of the many foods that my soul thrives on. It creates a crazy sensation that i could live on for days.

And that is my Happy Blog. May not be a work of Shakespeare but it is what makes me happy.

This is it. This is the life. (a happy one at that) Signing out :) Ian

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Cream Puff Parental Control

What makes your mouth explode with flavor? Well if you don't know i have something i would love to sell you. CREAM PUFFS!! these delectable deserts are the nectar and ambrosia of my life. The little balls of bread filled with delicious creamy goodness control my every move. I love every little bite. You pop them in your mouth and BAMMMM!! Crazy flavor deliciousness. I can eat a box of these in five minutes. These little amazing things can stop a war!!!! Or even better... GIVE STOMACH ACHES ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I can eat these little ball like things forever well that is until i get sick.

You know what else makes me sick. PARENTAL CONTROL. my parents recently put a parental device on my computer so that i. I mean "We" (my brothers and i) couldn't get into any sites that would "wreck our innocence". So i have been testing my limits to see how far i can get before the warning goes off. I know am not allowed to look at, google, or write about things like drougs, Secks, and Swear WORDS. Excuse my bad spelling it is just that i couldn't even access Way to go parents!! Encouraging bad spelling, and to think that one of you is an English teacher. Not only are the words spelled wrong, they are spelled wrong for more than one reason, to show how dumb that blockers are, i can't even write words that would activate the blocker. For you know what would happen i wouldn't even be able to read my own blog. One more thing if wasn't able to find out how much one pound of crack cocaine costs of the third day of mardis gras of leap year 2424 was? SURPRISE i could just use your computer, parents. YAY!! for cream puff parental controls. Oops i just used a dictionary,! Say goodbye to my innocence. This is it. This is the life. I have to leave before the parental control cuts off my time. So here i go in 5...4...3...2..............