Wednesday, September 22, 2010

"I'm HAGRID THE PIRATE"

well that title wasn't what i expected. i am very distraught. The thought that a bunch of mad hatter tea partiers are taking over the us has got me on edge, and do you want to know why? the reason why is that these extremists are so ignorant that they think complete constitution-ism is the way that our government will give us freedom. What is freedom? it is an abstract idea that we use to describe our feelings of free will and choice. So if these loud mouthed crazies are going to run our already corrupt government than i am going to Germany.

SHORT STORY TIME
once upon there was a rock on top of a hill. the rock really wanted to get to the bottom of the hill. So he asked a hare jumping by, " EXCUSE ME HARE!! PLEASE KICK MY BUTT SO I CAN REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL." So the hare gave him a kick and the rock went flying down a hill. At the bottom of the hill the rock did not stop he kept going and going and going until WHAM!! the rock landed on top of a hill. The rock really wanted to go to the bottom of the hill. So he asked a hare jumping by, " EXCUSE ME HARE!! PLEASE KICK MY BUTT SO I CAN REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL." So the hare gave him a kick and the rock went flying down a hill. At the bottom of the hill the rock did not stop he kept going and going and going until WHAM!! the rock landed on top of a hill. The rock really wanted to go to the bottom of the hill. So he asked a hare jumping by, " EXCUSE ME HARE!! PLEASE KICK MY BUTT SO I CAN REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE HILL." So the hare gave him a kick and the rock went flying down a hill. At the bottom of the hill the rock did not stop he kept going and going and going until WHAM!! the rock landed on top of a hill. The rock really wanted to go to the bottom of the hill....
MORAL
a kick in the butt can send things spiraling into a never ending vortex of repeated motions.

I would like to say that if you are reading this right now i want you to take a moment and say a prayer for a good friend of mines dad who just had major surgery, and is having a rough time. so please take a moment of silence and say a little prayer, so that he can get better.

Well this is it, This is the life. and this blog has been written for my friend, and the rough times she is having.
Well Later Gator.
Ian

1 comment:

  1. IAN post something new I am tired of always seeing "I'm Hagrid the Pirate" when I am trying to procrastinate from doing my homework. You are making me be too productive!!!!!!!!

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